Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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