windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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