sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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