The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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