If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
this hospital has no fireball
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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