Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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