i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
try to milk me bitch
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