there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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