Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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