butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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