it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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