Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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