I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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