I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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