I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
