it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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