Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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