is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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