so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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