Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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