Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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