Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Nicole vs. Life
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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