I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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