White coat. Heels.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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