Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Randomize
