Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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