you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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