Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
In America we eat man semen.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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