Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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