Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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