Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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