I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
