If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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