Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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