so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
