I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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