And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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