I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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