just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
FUCK WHALES
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