Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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