He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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