think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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