what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I AM VODKA MAN
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
