she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
operation harelip BJ is a go
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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