we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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