It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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