So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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