I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i drank out of a bidet.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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