And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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