Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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